Well that was a fun way to begin my day . . . getting locked out of my own house by one of my own dogs.
Okay, so she didn’t really “go bad” because it wasn’t intentional . . . at least I don’t think it was . . .
Really, it started out so innocently as I noticed that the garbage truck hadn’t been by yet, and decided to go add another bag to the ones already by the curb. Heading out the back door, I left The Pack inside so I wouldn’t have to worry about closing the gate after me. After all, I was just dashing to the curb and back . . . right? Well, that was the plan.
Fortunately I grabbed a jacket on my way out the door. It’s downright frigid this morning and I don’t tolerate the cold well. Unfortunately I didn’t grab the warmest of jackets (curb, right back) and I couldn’t believe the bite that was in the air as I dropped off the bag. Brrrr! My teeth were chattering as I ran back for the cozy warmth of the house and of course The Pack was there to greet me, cheer me on even as I approached the door.
And that’s when it happened.
In Tempe’s enthusiasm, she jumped on the door, one of her strong and massive front paws hit the lock, and as she slid her front paws back to the floor, she slid the sliding door lock into place.
Oh boy.
Looking back on it now (now that the feeling is returning to my face and fingers), I have to laugh because the expressions on all of their faces were so funny. They couldn’t figure out why I was just standing there at the glass, looking in at them. They were cocking their heads at me, looking expectantly to where the door opens, wagging their tails then looking back to me as if to say: “Come in already!” They even started backing away from the door as if to give me more room to enter!
Gee, thanks, guys.
Now, having the equivalent of a S.W.A.T. team protecting me and my house all day long (a.k.a. The Pack) I am never one to lock my front door. It’s easier for the kids when they return home not to have to dig through their bags for their keys — and seriously, I would feel a bit sorry for anyone who tried to enter my house without an invite — but as people leave in the morning, it does tend to get locked at times so that is something I remedy as soon as I see it. This particular morning, however, I hadn’t noticed yet if it had been locked or not, and with numb fingers crossed I ran around to the front door.
The locked front door.
Great! Clearly I’m going to have to call someone with a key to come help me out . . . Oh wait! I don’t have my cell phone on me because it needed charging so I left it in the house, plugged into the wall.
This day just keeps getting better and better. And colder and colder.
It was late enough that neighbours all around me had headed to work, but one neighbour doesn’t work until the afternoon so I ran across the street to ask him if I could use his phone. Only he wasn’t home — off running errands, I guess, so I start mentally running through my kids’ schedules trying to figure out how long I’m going to have to sit outside my house before someone comes home and can let me in.
Now again, from where I’m sitting here with my warm, comforting cup of green tea, I have to laugh at how at this point in my adventure all of the dogs are standing crowded at the living room window, staring out at me across the street. Probably wondering what the heck I’m doing?!!
I’d like to say that this is the first time I’ve been locked out of my house. I’d like to . . . but as I walk my frozen, shivering form back home, I find myself thinking back to the last time it happened, recalling how I had no choice then but to break in because I had babies napping inside and couldn’t even leave to walk to a phone (no cell phones back then). With this in mind, I decided to see what I had in my garden shed that might be able to help me do it again.
Long story a little less long, Tempe hadn’t pushed the lock so far down into place as to firmly secure the door in the tract so I was able to jam something into the runner and jiggle the door up enough to eventually slide the lock out of place.
Ahhh, warmth! And a very happy Pack! It’s good to be home :)